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25 to Life: Bropening Lines

25 to Life: Bropening Lines

Welcome back 25 to Life family! We’re pumped that The Bachelorette is back and even more excited that JoJo is at the helm. What a nice change of pace to have a girl with personality calling the shots this season. In addition to the show being back, Adam and I have some even more exciting news — We’re Getting Married! We’ve only been engaged a few days, but things are going swimmingly. Ask me again how we’re doing once I start planning the wedding.

In this episode, the Bachelor producers don’t spend too much time telling us JoJo’s story and it also doesn’t seem like they spend too much time focusing on building the back stories for some of the guys as well. Nothing wrong with that! More time to get drunk and naked at the cocktail party.

The highlights include Jordan Rodgers getting the “First Kiss”* and the First Impression rose which immediately puts a target on his back. Whenever the First Impression rose is handed out, it always makes the other guys a little bit jelly. However, Little Rodge doesn’t seem like he cares much about being “that guy”, and he also doesn’t seem like he will even be “that guy” to begin with. He is likable, fun, and charismatic. Come to think of it, the guys will hate him. A lot.

In addition, we had at least three guys (Nick S., Vinny, and Daniel) to get pretty plastered on the first night, but only one of them was kicked off this week. This means that JoJo will tolerate your drinking problem as long as she doesn’t see it. This is what real love is all about.

My Power Rankings this week: 1) Jordan 2) Wells 3) Christian 4) Luke

Enjoy!

xoTaylor

*Will actually got the first kiss but it was dumb and didn’t count. Carry on.

 

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